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Sunday joke - Pure evil

CIA were recruiting a new assassin. After the background checks, interviews and tests, only three prospect were left -two men and one woman.

For the final test, a CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and gave him a gun. "We need to know if you will follow the instructions, whatever the circumstances are."

"Inside the room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said "No kidding, I could never shoot my wife" Then the agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for the job.'

The second man were given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. Everything were quiet for about five minutes, then the man came out. Eyes filled with tears and cried out, "I tried, but could not kill my wife." The agent responded, "You do not have what it takes. Go home with your wife. "

The woman received the same instructions - to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

First you heard 8 gun shots that were fired rapidly, then you could hear screams, slammer and banging. The noise went on for a cupple minutes then everything were quiet. The door opened slowly, the woman walked came of the room, wiped away the sweat that were dripping down her forehead and said:

"The gun was loaded with blank rounds. I had to kill him with the chair"

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